Erot­ic Swedish | Clin­i­cal Swedish | 60 min Vs 90 min | Rates | Hours of Oper­a­tion | Pay­ment | Tips | Stats | Poli­cies | No Blocked Calls | Sched­ule by Phone Only | No Shows | Your Pri­va­cy | In-call | Out-Call | Loca­tion | Get Tax­ied | $30 Review Dis­count | $30 Refer­rals | Only Organ­ic | Urban Dic­tio­nary

Erotic Swedish:

This Swedish-based mas­sage ensures a legit­i­mate effec­tive rou­tine alle­vi­at­ing sore, fatigue, tight aching & pains by a cer­ti­fied, and con­sis­tent­ly 5 star rat­ed masseur. This mutu­al­ly nude rou­tine is Erot­ic by blend­ing in the Tantric modal­i­ty. It will excite your body’s& chem­istry and ener­gy. Unless indi­cat­ed no regions will be neglect­ed. If you opt for the 90 min ses­sion I will ease in beyond your reten­tive­ness to your P spot. You will rec­og­nize I’ll be in touch with your rhythm and allowance. The 90 min also gives time for a reflex­ol­o­gy foot mas­sage. I aim to please & you’ll be hap­py you came. ; )

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Clinical Swedish / Sport:

I will be clothed. You have the option to be cov­ered or not. This mas­sage is more clin­i­cal in nature with­out mutu­al touch or any atten­tion to the root area. This Swedish mas­sage will pro­vide your mus­cles with a full-body rou­tine rub-down focus­ing on the areas that are trou­bling you most with the pres­sure cus­tom for your needs. You will leave in a state of relax­ation and peace.

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Rates:

In-call Erot­ic Swedish: 60 min~$130, 90 min~$160, 2hr~$260 (2hr lim­it­ed sessions)

In-call Cou­ples Erot­ic Swedish Trio: 60 min~$250
In-call Cou­ples Erot­ic Swedish Trio: 90 min~$300
In-call Cou­ples Erot­ic Swedish Trio: 2hr~$370
In-call Cou­ples Erot­ic Swedish Trio 3hr~$610

In-call Cou­ples Erot­ic Swedish con­sec­u­tive one on one: 60 min~$120, 90 min~$150, (90 min lim­it­ed sessions)

Out-call: +$30

In-calls Clin­i­cal Swedish: 60 min ~ $90, 90 min ~ $130, (90 min lim­it­ed ses­sions, Clin­i­cal is not erot­ic in any way.)

Out-call: +$30

60 min Vs 90 min:

The 90 min allows time to cov­er a reflex­ol­o­gy foot mas­sage an exten­sive root mas­sage, with an option­al prostate wand routine.

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Rates are Non-Nego­tiable: It real­ly does­n’t work if you ignore this and do it any­way. Rates are fair and firm. The only dis­counts are “$30 Review Dis­count” Or “$30 Per Per­son You Refer”

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Hours of operation:

Mon-Sun, 10 am to 10 pm.

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Payment:

Cash is pre­ferred and cred­it cards are accepted.

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Stats:

• Age: 41 yo
• Height: 5′7″
• Weight: 150 lbs
• Waist: 30″
• Chest: 43″
• Eth­nic­i­ty: Cau­casian /w/ Freckles
• Hair Col­or: Real Redhead
• Build: Swim­mer, Defined and In shape
• Demeanor: Con­fi­dent, Low Spo­ken, At Ease, Wel­com­ing Humor­ous & Sexual.
• HIV & STD Sta­tus: Negative

In-call:

Means you will come to my location.
I have a room set up at a toasty 80 degrees, music, can­dles, hot oil or lotion, water, you can expect to use the show­er and hygien­ic sup­plies after and even before the mas­sage if you just did­n’t have time to make it home and clean up.

Do you need to be picked up? Read about my taxi rates here.

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Out-call:

This means that I will be trav­el­ing to your location.

If you are stay­ing at a hotel or motel; please note I only do bed rou­tines there. If the out-call will be at your place of res­i­dence a table is then an option if you have space.

Dur­ing this FAKE Pan­dem­ic, I will not be doing out-calls to Hotels. I refuse to wear a mask for an Fas­cist Oli­garchic Cor­po­rate pushed lie. Germ The­o­ry has been proven “FALSE” for 140 years via inde­pen­dent stud­ies. This is the crux of the issue.  Virol­o­gy shows its hand by chang­ing the def­i­n­i­tion of “Iso­la­tion” in the sci­en­tif­ic method. It has aban­doned the sci­en­tif­ic method. And I do not assign my free will to any such dog­mas of con­trol. There is no such thing as a “Con­ta­gious Virus”. Not one. Ask your­self what that means. It’s a long list because the lie is big and your pride will take a hit. But only a fool lets his pride rule his real­i­ty, mind and actions.

Out-calls have a trav­el fee of $30 added with­in a 30 mi radius. My cen­ter point zip code is: 92117.
If you are with­in the 31 miles to 40-mile radius the out-call trav­el fee is $40
If you are with­in the 41 to 50-mile radius the out-call trav­el fee is $50

Beyond that. It is nego­tiable travel.

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Location:

Click here to view a larg­er map

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Taxi Rates:

From out of town, in the mil­i­tary, or your car is in the shop, and you still would like to expe­ri­ence an in-call at my home spa. No prob­lem. I will pick you up and take you back home or wher­ev­er in town you need to go after. ;D
My Taxi Fees are:

• $30 with­in a 15 mi radius of San Diego.
• $60 over 15 mi and under 30-mile radius.

It’s high­ly like­ly that you are with­in the 30 mi radius if you found me and call­ing. 😉 But I can tell you quick enough. If you have a res­i­dence. Let me know if you have space for a mas­sage table.

Etiquette:

Please nev­er equate sex to mon­ey in con­ver­sa­tion or ges­tures. Please read the fol­low­ing link if you are not sure or famil­iar with the prop­er Eti­quette of Acquir­ing An Escort In North Amer­i­ca / Com­pan­ion / Erot­ic masseur. (i)

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Discounts
Write a Review on RentMasseur.com and get a $30 Review Discount on your return visit:

If you take the time to write a review on the ser­vice you received. I will dis­count your next vis­it $30. Please note that this will apply whether your review is good or bad. This is only extend­ed to clients who have vis­it­ed me before. Remem­ber no one is 100% pleased 100% of the time. So please make it real if you were unhap­py about some­thing please let me know and I will try and improve my rou­tine. Here is a (link) that will list all the 3rd par­ty accounts where you can post a review. I will nev­er tell you what to write or how to write it. I only ask that you prac­tice a lit­tle dis­cre­tion. ;D

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Get $30 Per Person you Refer

For every per­son you refer to me that makes an appoint­ment and fol­lows through. You will receive $30. This is only good for their first vis­it. Any sub­se­quent vis­its are not eli­gi­ble for more pay­ment. I send out pay­ments every first of the month for refer­ral pay­ments. Or you can take the Thir­ty off our next ses­sion. I’m flex­i­ble and honest.

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Policies

No blocked numbers:

For the screen­ing of cer­tain oppres­sive gov­ern­ment depart­ments. This means; Blocked Num­bers, Pri­vate Num­bers, Pay Phones & Hotel num­bers will go unanswered.

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Schedule by phone only:

Peo­ple who call from an unmasked num­ber are MUCH less like­ly to be pulling my leg or turn out to be a no-show. That said I do not set appoint­ments from blocked num­bers. Yes, it’s more anony­mous but the flip side is that there is zero oblig­a­tion and if I’m going to count on you show­ing up. I insist you ver­bal­ize it to me. This is a basic premise that you intend to fol­low through based on your integri­ty. If you don’t, I can sim­ply block your num­ber so there are no repeat inci­dents. It’s just the busi­ness side noth­ing more.

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I respect your right to privacy:

I will not return missed phone calls.

A large por­tion of my clients is mil­i­tary, mar­ried, and closeted.

So I have a “You Con­tact Me. I Nev­er Con­tact You Pol­i­cy”. UNLESS you have indi­cat­ed to me in a voice mail to do so, or that it is OK.

I will nev­er text you out of the blue. With­out your con­sent or with­out your ini­ti­at­ing a con­ver­sa­tion and expect a response.

I do send out dis­count info for reviews, but only if tex­ting was ini­ti­at­ed. Oth­er than that I do not text or call for any­thing. If you see my num­ber. Then and you’re not expect­ing my call. It’s spam. I respect your choice for anonymi­ty and pri­va­cy is the default.

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Credit Card Transaction Privacy:

All cred­it card trans­ac­tions will show up under an umbrel­la busi­ness. For those who wish to exer­cise their right to privacy.

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No Shows:

Means no resched­ule. I put 30 min­utes in prep­ping for a ses­sion. So if you don’t show. You real­ly are putting me out. I care a lot about first impres­sions and our ses­sions should be no less impor­tant to you than meet­ing up with a good friend. I count on you to show just like you count on me to be here when you show. My time is just as valu­able as yours. I basi­cal­ly could have sched­uled some­one else in your allot­ted time who would have shown. I’m not a snob by any means, but mutu­al respect and appre­ci­a­tion are the default unless you drop that ball.
LATE?
Then please call or text. Easy. Things hap­pen. Emails are not time-sen­si­tive. I’m get­ting things ready and not at the com­put­er or pay­ing atten­tion to my phone in the 30 min­utes lead­ing up to your arrival.)) If you let me know then “No Stress”

This is Cal­i­for­nia. 2 ish, 3 ish, ((Ish= a 15-minute win­dow)). I’ll see you when you get here. If you have indi­cat­ed that con­tact­ing you is OK. I may give you a cour­tesy call just in case you may need directions.

If you do not show. You will go on my block list. This only means the next time you call you will find your num­ber can no longer con­nect to mine. I’m not tol­er­ant of flaky incon­sid­er­ate behav­ior. I am a host like no oth­er. I project pos­i­tive ener­gy. Neg­a­tive ener­gy will be divert­ed before I allow it to inter­rupt the flow and envi­ron­ment I have cre­at­ed. If you appre­ci­ate being pam­pered and lift­ed on a pedestal of excel­lence. You know exact­ly what I’m talk­ing about.

I am not a des­per­ate per­son; I have and will refuse clients on the basis of igno­rance or bla­tant bad man­ners. It is very easy to be both mas­cu­line and con­sid­er­ate. But if you are unable to inter­act with oth­ers in a con­sid­er­ate way. This will clash with my impa­tiens toward such imma­ture behavior.
Be a grown man and be con­sid­er­ate and respon­si­ble. If these words shake you. Then good, and don’t call me. 😀 If not sor­ry for the bab­ble and let’s con­cen­trate on mak­ing a lit­tle heav­en in your life.

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Massage Cream
Only Organic Paraben Free:

BioTone ~ Unscent­ed Clear Results Mas­sage Oil
This exclu­sive for­mu­la offers light, last­ing glide and smooth rub. Fea­tures Aloe and Jojo­ba Oils to pro­vide deep, nour­ish­ing skincare.

Ingre­di­ents:

Coconut Oil Ester, Jojo­ba Oil, Aloe Vera Oil

BioTone ~ Unscent­ed Pure Touch Organ­ics Mas­sage Creme
Pure Touch Organ­ics Mas­sage Creme pro­vides rich thick­ness hypo-aller­genic qual­i­ties, in an unscent­ed creme. Can be used for all modal­i­ties from high glide cir­cu­la­to­ry to slow deep tis­sue. Organ­ic, paraben-free & gen­tly pH bal­anced, assures the ther­a­pist of the high­est qual­i­ty and purity.

Fea­tures

• Paraben-free

• Organ­ic Ingredients

• Hypoal­ler­genic

Organ­ic Jojo­ba Oil and Organ­ic Shea But­ter rich in Vit­a­mins A, E, & F, com­bined with Organ­ic Chamomile Botan­i­cals, pro­vide skin nour­ish­ment along with sooth­ing and heal­ing properties.

Organ­ic Sun­flower and Sesame Oils give added skin­care ben­e­fits and deep hydra­tion. Non-greasy finish.

Ingre­di­ents:

Organ­ic Chamomile Botan­i­cals, Organ­ic Sun­flower oil, Organ­ic Decyl Cocoate, Organ­ic Shea But­ter, Organ­ic Jojo­ba Oil, Organ­ic Sesame oil, Organ­ic Saf­flower Oil, Hypoal­ler­genic, Paraben-Free

BioTone ~ Unscent­ed Advanced Ther­a­py Mas­sage Creme

Hypoal­ler­genic Now get the easy glide of oil and the light absorp­tion of lotion in one very lux­u­ri­ous creme. Won­der­ful­ly silky, this for­mu­la offers high­er fric­tion and less glide than oil yet it won’t absorb as ful­ly or as fast as lotions. Per­fect for longer mas­sage sessions.

Ingre­di­ents:

Apri­cot Oil, Sesame oil, Grape­seed Oil, Veg­etable Glyc­erin, Grape­seed Extract, Unscent­ed, Hypoallergenic
BioTone ~ Relax­ing Ther­a­peu­tic Mas­sage Creme
This nat­ur­al mas­sage creme is heal­ing and sooth­ing to the skin. Con­tains Cer­ti­fied Organ­ic Botan­i­cals of Laven­der, Pas­sion Flower, Melis­sa, Chamomile & Sage to reduce ten­sion, ease stress and pro­mote com­plete relax­ation. Pure essen­tial oil of Laven­der gives a light scent that calms the body and mind. Pro­vides a smooth glide with a mois­tur­ized, non-greasy finish.

Ingre­di­ents:

Cer­ti­fied Botan­i­cal Extracts of Pas­sion Flower, Laven­der, Melis­sa, Chamomile and Sage; Jojo­ba Oil, Grape­seed Oil, Paraben-Free
Kiss My Face ~ Anti-Stress Show­er Gel
Ingredients:

Water, Sodi­um Cocoyl Glu­ta­mate, Decyl Glu­co­side, Cel­lu­lose Gum, Olea Europaea (Olive Fruit Oil), Aloe Bar­baden­sis (Aloe Vera Leaf Juice), Allan­toin, Toco­pheryl Acetate (Vit­a­min E), Retinyl Palmi­tate (Vit­a­min A), Lecithin, Abies Siber­i­ca (Fir Nee­dle), Eleuthe­ro­coc­cus Sen­ti­co­sus (Gin­seng Root Extract), Cen­tel­la Asi­at­i­ca (Gotu Kola Extract), Hed­era Helix (Ivy Extract), Lavan­du­la Angus­ti­fo­lia (Laven­der Flower Extract), Tilia Cor­da­ta (Lin­den Flower Extract), Cit­rus Auran­tium Dul­cis (Orange Flower Extract), Rose­mar­i­nus Offic­i­nalis (Rose­mary Leaf Extract), Scutel­lar­ia Gal­ler­ic­u­la­ta (Skull­cap Flower Extract), Prunus Seroti­na (Wild Cher­ry Extract), Achil­lea Mil­li­foli­um (Yarrow Flower Extract), Phe­noxyethanol, Potas­si­um Sor­bate, Cit­ric Acid.
Kiss My Face ~ When­ev­er Shampoo
Ingredients:

Flo­ral Water of Rose­mary (Cer­ti­fied Organ­ic), Chamomil­la Recu­ti­ta (Chamomile), Lemon Balm, Water, Infu­sion of Organ­ic Herbs of Net­tle, Olive Leaf, Cal­en­du­la (Cal­en­du­la Offic­i­nalis) Flower, Sage (Salvia Offic­i­nalis), Laven­der, Aloe Vera (Aloe Bar­baden­sis) Leaf Juice (Organ­ic), Olefin Sul­fonate, Cocami­do­propyl Betaine, Glyc­erin, Sea Salt, Caprylic Acid (Capric Triglyc­eride), Glycine, Laven­der Oil, Green Tea Extract, Wheat Pro­tein, Toco­pherol, Lime Oil, Potas­si­um Sor­bate, Cit­ric Acid
Kiss My Face ~ When­ev­er Conditioner
Ingredients:

Cer­ti­fied Organ­ic Flo­ral Water of Rose­mary, Chamomile, Lemon Balm, Water, Infu­sion of Organ­ic Herbs of Net­tle, Olive Leaf, Cal­en­du­la, Sage, Laven­der, Cer­ti­fied Organ­ic Aloe Vera, Olefin Sul­fonate, Cocami­do­propyl Betaine, Glyc­erin, Sea Salt, Caprylic Acid, Glycine, Laven­der Oil, Green Tea Extract, Wheat Pro­tein, Toco­pherol, Lime Oil, Potas­si­um Sor­bate, Cit­ric Acid.

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